guess what?? i just discovered something today about myself, so i must share. actually, i think i've known it all along. i am a violent individual. obviously, you have to be to plot to take over the world. but i realized today that those closest to me, i have strange violent urges to. if i see any friend, i have the urge to extend my arm and push him into the bushes, shove him off the sidewalk, or let him almost trip over my foot. when i pass a guy friend in a hall, i'll knock into him with my shoulder. this sad sadistic behavoir. this being sad, it's a sign of love and affection if i slam you up against the door and then casually walk by. it's like picking on a little brother...sorry mike. but actually, it is what i put mike through all the time when we're in the same state.
i've just come to realize that perhaps it is juvinille to stick out my tongue when i make eye contact with friends across the room, or to randomly push them while passing them by. they might even think i'm trying to be mean--gasp! hmm.. i'll have to work on healthier ways to show friends i care....any suggestions?
posted by becky
this has been brought to her attention after she rammed her friend into a locker and gave him a concussion. :D hehe, no just kidding.
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