Wanted:
a tiny island, diverse trees, horses, (no polar bears please), white sand and also black sand beaches, 80 deg. F temps with cool breeze at night. nuclear bomb shelter required. cell phone reception, internet hook up and hammock available. cold pina coladas and strawberry daquaries, short stories and works by twain, thoreau, shakespeare and available viewing of the Jon Stewart Show and The Colbert Report are a must. water-proof i-Pod available for dancing and jumping the warm ocean waves.
Private landing pad for helicoptering friends in.
Special cartoon cannon for launching curious spectators out.
sleep under the stars.
long nights and lazy days.
Price: negotiable. (soul excluded from barganing).
5 comments:
What??!?!? No motorcycles?????
lol...we don't have a bomb shelter, but we've got a shed, will that do?
That does sound like a dream setup... Let me know if you ever find it - I'm interested in getting one too!
hmmm, might take you up on the offer, kris. :D it might be the closest option.
I am so glad to see that the soul is excluded from bargaining!! :D
Shaz
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