Thursday, September 20, 2007

Another installment of

BAD POETRY!

note, this next poem is not bad because it refers to our office heroes, the receptionists. It is a bad poem for its use of metaphors, similes, and meter.

without further ado.... here's your BAD POETRY

A receptionist is a person (please note!)
A receptionist is a person (please note!),
Usually female, whose job is to receive.
Like her male cousin, the wide receiver,
She receives frequent passes from her own team
And abusive hits from visitors playing the field.
At times she is asked to do an end run
Around some office rival,
Or to execute a play
That is clearly out of bounds.
Should she complain,
She might find herself
Standing on the unemployment lines
Or sitting on the beach.
At times she is sorely tempted
To call a strike.
(But that's another sport!)
Copyright by
Nicholas Gordon

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