Ah ha!

To you, the evil newsletter that hangs about my shoulders as I try to juggle four other major projects going on in my life:

I shall not be intimidated. You shall be destroyed. Yes, you were due yesterday, but you will be obliterated and cast out in that black abyss of "edits and design center" where no"one more interview"-realizations hit TODAY!

You shall beg to hang onto my mouse and I shall spurn thee with loving care into the arms of an editor. Farewell thou attention-sucking fein. Fare thee well.